Achoo Grab a Tissue
by Bill Swartwout
Title
Achoo Grab a Tissue
Artist
Bill Swartwout
Medium
Photograph - Fine Art Photography
Description
On a plaid surface that looks like it was stolen from a lumberjack's closet, sits a wicker tissue box holder. It's not just any ordinary tissue box holder; it's the king of sneeze receptacles, proudly displaying its crown—a tissue partially pulled out from the top, ready for action.
This holder doesn't just hold tissues; it cradles them with the natural texture and warmth of woven materials. It's as if Mother Nature herself decided to join the battle against sniffles and sneezes. And let's face it, with the way the pollen count is these days, she picked a good time.
Every time someone walks by, they can't help but think, "Achoo!" or at least prepare for an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst, which is just a fancy way of saying they might sneeze when they look at the sun. Who knew sunlight could be so compelling?
The tissue box holder sits there, almost daring you to sneeze. It knows you'll need one of its precious tissues soon enough. After all, who can resist the allure of a perfectly placed tissue when you've got the sniffles?
So next time you're caught in the throes of a sneeze attack, remember to thank your trusty wicker sidekick. It's not just a decor piece—it's your first line of defense in the war against nasal drips and sniffly noses!
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April 4th, 2025
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